Proud to be Persian

Iran is finally making progress in policy matters. Thanks to Ahmadinejad's cracking down on Iran's wanton publishing industry, the country's youth will be spared from the consequences of the previous president's "cultural indulgence" and "relaxed attitude". As we all know, culture has been clearly demonstrated to encourage immoral behaviour and sex before marriage. Allah only knows what would have happened if Mahmoud hadn't stepped in when he did - we might have ended up with another Pakistan on our hands.