MySpace? That's sooooo working-class

Well it didn’t take long, did it? A recent study out of the University of California has found that our choice of online social/narcissistic/wasteoftime website is a reflection of our socioeconomic background and career aspirations. Quick – delete your MySpace pages otherwise that means you’re poor (or ethnic, or if you live in the US probably both)! Facebook is where it’s at for us ambitious, educated, wealthier movers and shakers (note: students don’t count as poor even though we have no money, cause one day all of this hard work is going to pay off… right??). The study also points out that while MySpace (used by low-ranking soldiers) has been banned in the U.S. military, Facebook (used by officers) has not. What the f—k? What are guys in the military doing with computers anyway? Shouldn’t they be wrestling or playing football naked in their free time?


I mean, these guys are just wrestling to kill some time, right? I see no problem with that.